A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).
by Halevi May 20, 2016
Get the Shower Jackermug. by Assassin1091 May 29, 2021
Get the Nature’s Showermug. A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).
Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”
Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”
Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”
Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”
Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”
by Cloud Walking Brown Bear September 22, 2023
Get the Shower Picnicmug. by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012
Get the Shower Poodlemug. I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.
by idrathernotpod June 15, 2018
Get the shower bowelsmug. A person who thinks he/she knows what's good for your happiness and comfort. As if you need to be told when you're too hot, hungry, etc.
by capryl May 18, 2013
Get the shower adjustermug. by Bart June 4, 2003
Get the golden showermug.