The Jon O

When a man rests one of his balls on the vagina for an extended period of time.

Warning: The Jon O requires exceptional balance.

by Bevan July 20, 2008

jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013

Jon Ball

The act of performing a T-bag sexual act but instead of plopping your sack on the victims face, you slap the victim with your sack at a high velocity so you hear it smack against the victims face thus performing a "Jon Ball".

Bro, did you "Jon Ball" her lastnight?

by Jdtodd July 6, 2017

Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.

I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.

by RexxxManning June 27, 2017

Jon's dreams

Lots of murdering and sex.

I had Jon's dreams last night.

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014

jon favreauing

v) creating or saving one’s movie franchise.

ant: jjabramsing, kennedying
n) Jon Favreau: American film genius

Nerd 1: Are you going to watch the new Doctor Who?

Nerd 2: Are you going put an ice pick into your balls? That is one show that desperately needs some jon favreauing.

by Alex Franklin December 21, 2020

Jon

A weeb

Person 1: hey that guys a weeb
Person 2: yeah a total Jon

by Definitelyethan September 8, 2020