My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

by Tangly March 7, 2025

jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

Sith Jar Jar Principle

When someone acts foolish or stupid to distract from their true goals or needs. this stems from the popular theory Jar Jar Binks acted to accomplish his own goals as a Sith Lord, while using the mask of a fool to fool the Jedi.

Guy : don’t trust that dude.
Gal : Why not, he seems kinda fun in a dumb way.
Guy : he’s using the Sith Jar Jar Principle (Sith JJ Principle) to rope you in, I wouldn’t trust him too much.

by Atypical Guy June 10, 2024

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024

Jar

Another word for drag or pull on a zoot or a vape, can be used in broader context as well.

Can I have some jar on your vape

Can I get couple jar on the zoot

by Nuffjar March 27, 2025

Jarred

The most handsome guy ever the best eyes the sweetest down to earth person he might make you angry sometimes but his amazing smile makes it all go away and the way his smile twitches sometimes cause hes so happy is the best thing ever he always listens even to the smallest details and cares so much about people and his animals and you can talk about god with him and conversate about the bible one of the best people god has ever sent to me.<3

Hi handsome pants (; (Jarred i spelled it right this time lol)

by M4ky.1432 April 9, 2025

All me jar

All me jar is a jar that consists of human secretion. A Standard jar includes urine, period blood/ regular blood, hair, finger nails, poop, and ejaculation. However, the jar can consist of more human secretion like foot shavings, spit, discharge, tears, ect. It’s typically for personal keepsake or to gift your partner.

Hi bae here’s my all me jar for when I’m not with you!

by Anextlickholy April 25, 2025