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BATMAN

The best goddamn superhero to ever live also known as god because he’s motherfucking Batman
Batman that’s it you idiotic
by The goddamn mother fucking Bat February 15, 2020
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Long Live the Batman

A phrase used to salute craziness and/or Batman; from "The Most Disturbing Submission Letter Ever" sent to the editors of DC Vertigo comic book (abbrev. LLTBM).
Just finished reading that "manifesto" he wrote on Facebook. Wow... Long live the Batman, I guess.
by whatno April 16, 2010
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Batman

🦇The Dark Knight. Rises....when she comes around.🦇Though he doesn't like to expose himself to the general public, it is known by many of those around the world that Batman is in fact none other than Shi Sterling, an unstoppable sex machine with an intellect that is unmatched. Hide your wives, mothers, in-laws, and grandmas.🦇
Batman is exactly who he says he is. You just dont listen.
by TheDarkKnight88 September 5, 2019
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Batman

*Criminals commits a crime
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"

I mean how faggy is this shit.
by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023
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Batman and Fuckem

we bout to run up N batman and fuckem
by arclucis July 20, 2019
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batman guy

A title earned after a late night situation, weather clothes or not, between to male friends.
Jeremiah and Kevin both became a Batman guy after a hot sweaty night, they were just Batman curious prior to that night.
by Notmethatsaidthat June 29, 2025
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Klarnetçi Batman

Unknown mysteriousfolk hero. He is a musician.
Klarnetçi batman: 8 Yaşından beri ben hiç Çocuk olmadım.
Again our Eyes on the high! Since 8 days I have never been a child
by YNTM November 22, 2021
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