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Seriously.5

Literal Definition: Serious and a Half

Basically, Seriously.5 is an enhancement to a dialogue that is said when the audience is in disbelief at the authenticity of an argument, event that took place etc... The speaker then re-establishes the argument as being Serious.5 which would therefore add extra emphasis to how "real" or "true" the speaker's statement actually is.
Steve: "Yo man, did you hear about Maria hooking up with Julian at that party?"
Dave: "GTFO brother, I was planning on going for that!" (reluctant to believe the story)
Steve: "Trust me, they were smashed out of their minds and I was right there when it happened bud; I'm being completely Seriously.5 right now."
by JoeySteel January 14, 2010
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Leaving in 5

A blatant lie made by someone who clearly still hasn't showered, eaten, or gotten changed yet. This person will probably not show up within an hour.
Kieffer Orszulak: leaving in 5
Me: cut the shit dude
by Cody Dias June 2, 2015
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5 B's

Beers, Bets, Boxing, Bro's and Bumming.
by sAdams December 3, 2018
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5-12

5-12/512 is Latin slang for oxycodone

5-12 es una tema popular q refiere a la oxicodona, un analgesico muy potente.
"Pero en mi cama se volvió un vicio como la 5-12" -Jhay Cortez
by trapstar8 January 7, 2023
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april 5

Friend: hello
Me:let's host a nerf battle
Friend: really?!?!

Me: yea it's april 5
by zachnerfer December 17, 2021
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November 5

National kick your best friend day!!!! Talking to you Cathy Bathy......
November 5 was the day I hit my best friend
by Ndnsnsnnsnsnwnnsmsms November 1, 2020
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Starting 5

Your top 5 females currently in your rotation. subject to trades and being dropped.
“yeah isabell is in my starting 5 recently; head game strong af”
by rowdyluttrell September 4, 2021
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