Leaving in 5

A blatant lie made by someone who clearly still hasn't showered, eaten, or gotten changed yet. This person will probably not show up within an hour.

Kieffer Orszulak: leaving in 5
Me: cut the shit dude

by Cody Dias June 2, 2015

August 5

August 5th is the worldwide “send money to your friends day”

They will expect money from you

Person 1: I need money
Person 2: just ask your friends, it’s August 5

by Shit it is the cool guy August 4, 2019

5 B's

Beers, Bets, Boxing, Bro's and Bumming.

Can't wait for the 5 B's on Saturday night.

by sAdams December 3, 2018

may 5

tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day

what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!

by badbleeppetar May 5, 2021

April 5

National kiss a guy close by day! ;)

On april 5th i kissed the guy who lives next door.

by Jaydencv April 4, 2022

5-12

5-12/512 is Latin slang for oxycodone

5-12 es una tema popular q refiere a la oxicodona, un analgesico muy potente.

"Pero en mi cama se volvió un vicio como la 5-12" -Jhay Cortez

by trapstar8 January 7, 2023

april 5

National host a nerf battle day

Friend: hello
Me:let's host a nerf battle
Friend: really?!?!

Me: yea it's april 5

by zachnerfer December 17, 2021