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pat job

The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.
Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?

Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.
by UTBOTPHJ December 21, 2016
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Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.
That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.
by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023
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Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner
Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.
by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023
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Govemenji (pat)

A very cute person that deserves this whole world, smells great and always looks fabulous! GOVEMENJI >>>>
“FRACK YOU YOU SMELL!!”

Calm down ohri, be more like Govemenji (pat)
by Royumpy May 1, 2022
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Pat My Tea

The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.
She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”
by Mydickisbetterthabyours March 21, 2019
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Pat Barham

The best of the eight founding fathers of the Beta Beta chapter of Beta Theta Pi at the University of Mississippi and the subject of praise and glory at every drinking event of the fraternity.
Raise your glasses to Pat Barham!

To Pat Barham!
by BetaGreat1393 December 3, 2010
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Pat

Pat is my girlfriend’s name, it’s a very pretty name and I like it very much :)
Person 1: hey, is that your girlfriend pat?
Me: yes it is and she is beautiful:)
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