The Michael M

When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.

Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M

by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020

Nalani M

A amazing cute funny person. A fun person to be around. An amazing kisser. A person that lies as a joke especially about her boob size. Also an amazing kisser and good a grinding.

Person 1: yo u see Nalani M
Person 2 : yes I thought her boobs were kiwi but they are whole watermelons

Person 3: she lied to you too

by Papaichuloky November 20, 2021

M Kat

A street name for the drug Mephedrone which is a synthetic drug which began to grow in popularity in 2008 in the UK when the drug was still legal, then in 2010 the government it was scheduled a class B drug. The drug produces similar effects to cocaine and amphetamines, but it's much worse and the comedown is fucking horrible.

Whatever you do, don't touch M Kat, it will not be good in the long run. I know first hand.

by UltimateDoge August 27, 2022

Ava M

An Ava is the best person you could ever come across. She is beautiful, sweet, tough, and loyal. She is one of those people that say they are ugly wen she is the most gorgeous thing you can lay your eyes on. She loves to have fun, but can seem crazy sometimes. Ok all the time. An Ava M is a girl you will never forget. She is an excellent charmer, and puts up a fence of confidence and strength even if they are hurting. You can never tell what she is going to do, they are pretty spontaneous, you can't help to love an Ava M. Ava M is especially good at anything to do with helping anyone and everyone. You don't want to get her them to hate you. If you do I would say to watch out because an Ava M is a pretty formidable enemy. If anything you should be going out of your way to find an Ava M. Hold them tight and never let them go and love them forever. You will love having an Ava M in your life. She will shape you into a better person without you ever knowing. Love them forever because otherwise you will never forgive yourself.

Ava M is the most loyal and best friend I've ever had.

by Gosh darn them rhinos June 14, 2019

Defcon-M

Just after you cum, and you start the clean up. Then you hear the family vehicle pull into the garage. Immediately you go into Defcon-M, which is the state of panic you're in..

Guy 1: Last night i just finished masturbating and my parents got home..
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!

by ToxicWaster May 21, 2013

Maja M

Maja. Common name of a simp

Damn, your Maja M - ing

by The internasjonal institution October 27, 2020

Kailana M.

Kailana M. is the most special person that I could ever ask for. she would always know how to love and care for someone so much that you can just only think about her all day with her beautiful smile. She's all that I ever wanted and is the best girlfriend ever :)) I love her so so so so much<333 and I would never want to lose her.

Hey, how is it being with Kailana M.???
Its been amazing she's the best and most gorgeous girlfriend ever :))))))

by fl4kit4ki April 22, 2023