bless

bless is your no1 bitch . he has weird toes , and is acc very leng . bless could get anything he wants from you , he as two bestfriends with the letters j & c . he acts gay with them , and will lie if he don’t wanna be out wit you

bless has weird toes

by phatbackhoe. January 9, 2022

bless up

“bless up” can mean a multitude of things. most commonly used in terms up “thank you” or “thank god”. it can also mean “that’s good” or “good job”. basically meaning “good going” its hard one to define.

Person 1: “I got that job promotion”
Person 2: “Bless up.

by fine niggas😘😘 June 22, 2023

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit during coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet

“What are you up to?”
“Just having a good morning and god bless, if you know what I mean”
“Ah man papa bless you, timber!”

by Constant Suffering May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes

Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed

by Joe Stechey August 16, 2022

country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole

I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025

special blessing

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.

Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.

by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023