Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”

by OGloc November 26, 2018

Chocolate Dipped Finger

When a gay or bisexual man attempts to finger his asshole with out properly cleaning the area, resulting a in shit covered finger

the other day I milk mined and I realized after that i had a chocolate dipped finger

by Fox Fur May 22, 2021

4 fingers up

4 fingers up shows u are madly in love with laila no questions asked! And your willing to pay her £10

Wow its laila 4 fingers up guys for the queen

by blackbarbie234 April 9, 2022

3 fingers up

"You're useless and a dead weight to everyone around"

Look he's holding 3 fingers up! He's so useless, don't get near his ass

by FlippinClown November 13, 2022

4 fingers up

when putting four fingers up, you are identifying as being down bad for the phoenix suns.

the refs did not put 4 fingers up.

by purplepeacesign May 4, 2022

Four fingers up

Four fingetd up If jordan is cool xx 😍

Four fingers up means Jordan is swaggy

by Jordzlp July 13, 2022

lardy finger

When a gentleman freezers a lard stick, and inserts it up ones bottom.

Whilst drinking a tom Collins

They ladies were playing around with the lardy finger

by Oxygen.6 March 24, 2024