Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other. Becoming trapped plugging up two erupting swamp geysers.

"Strap really pulled Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."

by Tango Taco September 8, 2023

3 fingers up

you are single af

she has 3 fingers up, she got no man, she doen not have a crush on some one

by bbisweetiee September 10, 2023

broken finger

a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help 😭😭😭

john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.

by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023

2 fingers up

Put up your ring and index fingers to symbolize that you’ve got 1 person in your life. Your ring finger symbolizes your significant other and your index finger is yourself.

“Why do you always put 2 fingers up?” “Because it’s us against the world.”

by KingbeforeKingofKings September 22, 2023

Chinese finger fuck

Those Chinese toys where you pull your fingers apart and the toy grips your fingers

I got go get my Chinese finger fuck

by SuckMonster33672 September 28, 2023

Very perfect middle finger emoji

This is a test to see if the spacing is crap

Normal person: does a very perfect middle finger emoji *f you!!!*
Urban Dictionary: hmm lemme just copy-WAIT WHATTTT 404 GITHUB ERROR?

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 28, 2023

Finger Blasting

When a person aggressively fingers their ass at maximum volume

Asher was finger blasting

by Asher Woney September 30, 2023