When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...
“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
by OGloc November 26, 2018
Get the Schmidt Fingersmug. When a gay or bisexual man attempts to finger his asshole with out properly cleaning the area, resulting a in shit covered finger
by Fox Fur May 22, 2021
Get the Chocolate Dipped Fingermug. 4 fingers up shows u are madly in love with laila no questions asked! And your willing to pay her £10
by blackbarbie234 April 9, 2022
Get the 4 fingers upmug. by FlippinClown November 13, 2022
Get the 3 fingers upmug. by purplepeacesign May 4, 2022
Get the 4 fingers upmug. by Jordzlp July 13, 2022
Get the Four fingers upmug. by Oxygen.6 March 24, 2024
Get the lardy fingermug.