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kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.
Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!
by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022
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Toxic gorilla tag kid

A kid who wasted their money on a headset just to play a gorilla game and hates it when he loses and becomes toxic because he’s new
by anonymous May 21, 2022
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Kid

Someone who thinks way too highly of themselves. They tend to have a false sense of confidence, sense of entitlement, and a low I.Q.
by S. Savage January 2, 2023
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Kid Evier

A young up and coming rapper, from Waterloo iowa, who loves to flex expensive things he haves, loves to flex on hatters, and will do what he wants. Think of lil pump, but with more brain cells common sense.
Kid Evier: Yo broski, I just threw 50 AirPods at a cop car while this one bitch gave me head in my Ferrari.

Friend: that’s li...

Kid Evier: I’m going to go crash my lambo and buy another one.

Friend: ok? Wait. You don’t even have a license yet.

Kid Evier: so
by Kid Evier March 10, 2019
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Clock Kid

The kid who sits below the clock in class and always stares at you when you check the time
Guy: Why does this guy keep looking at me?
Other guy: You’re sitting below the clock don’t be a Clock Kid
by TheMinecraftKid March 4, 2020
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KID THAX_TON

Is a talented SoundCloud Artist know for his Hit tracks "Light" "In My System"and "Forget My Name". He writes and records his own songs. KID THAX_TON has become one of the many young artists who has ever come to such a high level on SoundCloud.

He leaked out about a Song him and his friends made titled "Big Booty Drake". KID THAX_TON has made it really clear that the song was originally made as a joke, but soon became a song that he wanted to continue. It is said he will release it in short time.
Make sure you check out SoundCloud and follow KID THAX_TON.
by KID THAX_TON December 23, 2024
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Skibidi kid

Someone under the age of 10
by pseudoapplealation March 26, 2024
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