Seven Second Syndrome

Seven Second Syndrome is when you change radio stations and they are playing the last seven seconds of an awesome song that you haven't heard in years, immediately followed by an awful song that you despise.

When I flipped to the 80's station, I caught the last seven seconds of a Replacements song I haven't heard since college, then they launched into an extended remix of the sublimely-awful "The Final Countdown" by Europe. Damn Seven Second Syndrome again!

by mooltittle April 30, 2014

The Chrissy Snow Syndrome

Generallt occurs only on long-running TV shows, but there are exceptions. When writers accentuate the traits of formerly likable characters in later seasons so that the characters become complete stereotypes. The eponymous Chrissy Snow (Suzanne Somers) on Three's Company was the trailblazer - she came blonder, her do became more implausible, her intelligence level plummeted, and her laugh became unbearable after season 1.

Friends was a fine show until the Chrissy Snow syndrome struck again. Monica became an anorexic, OCD shrew. Ross became a simpering buffoon. Phoebe became - eh, who cares.

by BatmanEater June 17, 2016

Broken Dick Syndrome

When the vessels that provide blood to the dick are injured due to vigorous thrusting of female genitalia. The dick may slip out and the trajectory of the dick may cause the dick to hit the buttocks causing the dick to bend at an angle less than 80 degrees. This may come with a snapping sound.

Matt was deep dicking his wife when he slipped out and slammed into his wife’s buttocks, bending his dick, and ultimately acquiring broken dick syndrome (BDS)

by BDSExpert September 24, 2018

Marcus Edu Syndrome

When someone has an insatiable addiction to Caucasian Females. They're willing to risk it all for some Caucasian Nyash, they'll even accept race play just to get a whiff of it.

Nate - "These Snowbunnies have me tripping dawg"

Marcus Edu - "Don't be ashamed, I've been doing this for years"

Morpheus - "Do you Believe in Marcus Edu Syndrome?"

by Halal Jamal October 31, 2022

Late Lipko Syndrome

LLS is a terrible disease that affects millions of humans every day some people also refer to it as CLD - chronic late disorder. LLS doesn’t only affect the patient but also their parents, friends and S.Os whom the patient most likely haven’t seen in ages since they’re always late.

“Is Mary even coming?”
“She’ll be here eventually, she has Late Lipko Syndrome”

by Late Lipko Syndrome October 14, 2023

Super Whale Syndrome

When a person is so fat their genitals are hidden like a turtle in it's shell.

Me: You have Super Whale Syndrome. Your vagina is completely hidden by your lower fat roll.
Her: You're really rude, but I see what you mean.

by dingusmaniac April 9, 2019

Soccer Player Syndrome

When a person gets minorly injured or insulted and acts like you broke their legs or just called him a slur that insults him and everything he stands for. Generally seen in Twitter users and stans

Normal Person: Stop acting like I killed your entire family. I made a silly joke about Dream.

Soccer Player Syndrome victim: Shut up you Dreamophobic pig!

by Haywired4 May 9, 2021