Flapping Your Wing

Masturbating... While thinking about/addicted to the game Flappy Bird.

Me: Are you flapping your wing tonight?
Boyfriend: I might. I don't know. I have to be in the mood to play the game in order to.
Me: Ah. That sucks.

by FlappybirdRFun February 1, 2014

dunk your biscuit

to submerge it into a beverage, especially tea, coffee, or milk.

You should dunk your biscuit into your beverage.

by masterursavas October 7, 2015

Your mom gay

No u

Mark:"you suck at this game"
Felix:"your mom gay"
Mark :"no u"

by 77donuts April 17, 2018

69ing your food

Is the act of you and your significant other both ordering separate meals and then splitting each meal with each other hints both get equal pleasure.

Did you and your wife have a great time 69ing your food last night?

by Derek30269 September 8, 2015

Shirt Your Pants

Shirting your pants is a metaphor for shoveling worn sweaty rags into a shirt and then marinating it in blood and pee. You take the 'shirted' item, place it in some pants, preferably an expensive pair by the Shirtee, and nail it to their doorstep. Shirt on fire is, as you can guess, a variant where the Shirter sets the Shirtee's Shirted pants on fire.

"Yo man, I just shirted my mum's pants!" "Haha! Oh, Jerry, you're a psychopath." "Watch out, man, I'll shirt your pants too..."

by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021

Eat Your Lunch

In business, when a competitor is interested in your product and service, but goes to another company, they are "eating your lunch." This happens often when a company strategy or branding is weak — the interested prospect hits your website, but they are not engaged. Their reaction is lukewarm, or "I don't get it." They don't know why they should pursue their interest in your product or service. So they go elsewhere. And your competition eats your lunch. (What's for dinner?!)

If you don't engage your prospects and prospects on your website, your competitors will eat your lunch.

by MarketPower Joel May 2, 2022

your grandma bisexual

Worse than "your dad lesbian" and "yo're mum gay" combined. If followed by a "Lol XD", then true devestation is brought forth.

Carl: your dad lesbian and your mom gay.

An intellectual: your grandma bisexual Lol XD

Carl: dies of gayness and being a faggot

by Throckmorton the skater May 10, 2018