penis

i big thing that only black people have

i like penis

by jamichel the 3rd jr May 2, 2022

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

penis safari

The act of getting your arm stuck in a washing machine.

"What's up with tom!?" "I think he is going on a penis safari!"

by pussydestroyer17 June 23, 2023

Peni

The plural of penis. Penises sounds stupid.

I was suddenly surrounded by huge, bulging men and their many peni.

by soysaucemaybe February 5, 2021

Penis

Hidden in my balls

My penis small

by Cockring4000 April 26, 2022

Penis

Meat candle.

Wow if i blow on that meat candle itll probably go out really fast.
penis

by your favorite faggot June 11, 2022

Penis

Something small

My penis is small

by Isacjjk June 6, 2022