Forest of Penis

A forest located in sweden that is full of penis, there are usual rape attacks every day, 98% of the victims are male. These penises can grow up to 333m (878 feet). These penises will follow you home.

One day a man namad ”John Johnson Joseph Timothy IV” build his house in the forest. He had intercourse with one of These penises. He become the god!

The forest of penis should not be entered!

Warning - Forest contains penis

Warning - Falling Cum Rain

Warning - Salty Smell of death

by John Johnson Joseph IV May 8, 2024

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The Peni-Copter

While having sex, the males penis will start rapidly swinging around in a circle like the blades of a helicopter. Anyone that happens to be on the penis in this time will become part of the penis helicopter and start rapidly swinging in a circle, also becoming the blades of a helicopter. This will cause both of the people having sex to fly off and never be seen or heard from again.

"Hey dude, did you hear of what happened to Rick last night? When he had sex with Tiffany, he did The Peni-Copter. I havent seen him since."

by GayUnicornAaron June 5, 2019

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Penis bribery

Promising sexual pleasure for personal gain.

You're using penis bribery to go on this trip.

by Likwid541 November 21, 2018

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penis drop

The final drop of cum after busting a huge load.

My girlfriend forgot to wipe the penis drop I left on her face.

by Shayan17 May 23, 2018

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Penis

A holy artifact found 500 AD by father Frederick Michael IIV. He used it very often and recommended it to every God fearer. He claimed it healed the broken and made the hateful experience love.

"Did you bring your penis to church?"
"Don't forget to use your penis every night son!"

by MEMEIEJUE January 17, 2022

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