Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.
by Nintabo November 16, 2020
Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.
by Nintabo November 16, 2020
Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women
by Nintabo November 16, 2020
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by The_Plunger March 21, 2013
He has autism and likes transformers lol he should die and he also likes gay sex with Matthew ward Ha lol
Erik Brown is gay
by ErikBrownIsHot September 26, 2018
A spaztic who would stick by your side no matter what. Someone who will treat you like family as long as you do the same to him. Someone used to be shaped like a boulder but now looks like a fucking twig but still has the strength of Tyson-fucking-Fury. Someone who will fuck you up if he has to but is also a 2 year old toddler by heart
by Your nan is an LED lightbulb October 25, 2020