butt nut

Butt nut is a term founded by Christopher Columbus on the day of January 5th, 1493. Popularized by the 2017 genre of memes including Doge, Ugandan Knuckles, etc. Napoleon brought the term to life in 1808 when he sent a letter to his wife during the battle of Waterloo just before his great defeat. The letter wrote "My sweet butt nut, if this may be my last nut, I'm glad we did in the butt.. - Your butt nut, Bonerfart.

My wonderful butt nut.

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You're a fucking butt nut

by Nap o lean bonefar April 15, 2024

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Nut

A typically unpleasant person.

"Man, he was a real nut." - Mick
"Yeah dude, just a not nice guy." - Gary

by Large Slime July 5, 2021

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nut grab

When a male or female usually female graves testicles/nuts of a male and squeeze’s nuts slightly to where the male can’t

Run away or not follow the person that is doing the nut grab and once the nut grab is almost over the person adds more pressure to the nuts to the Point where the male will lay on the floor so the male can’t get up again when nut grab stops

1: my balls are sore after my mom nut grabbed in the house to get me to leave

2:if you don’t get in the car you’ll get nut gabbed

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

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Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.

"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"

by PTX2 October 24, 2019

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