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Jacking My Rose

Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.
"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".
by Wanking Dicks Grimes March 14, 2022
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Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.
Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.
by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011
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Jack fowler

The king of fitties. No one can beat him.
Jack fowler is so fit
by Ilovejackfowlerxxx June 30, 2019
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Travel Jack

My drive was terrible until I decided to get a travel jack in on I-95
by RtwofourV November 23, 2015
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Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.
"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."
by Still water drinker December 12, 2024
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Jack

The hottest guy you will ever meat. He is super attractive and athletic, he has the biggest DICK ever. Girls dig him and men wanna be him.
Girl:OMG, did you see Jack today? He is so cute. I want to fuck him.
by DTX Tweaks February 22, 2022
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Jack Fraud

A racist, sexist and homophobic 12th grader who thinks he's a god but he actually isn't. Got knocked out in one punch in a fight one time. Loves talking to random girls and has bad grammar. Says dumbass things. He thinks he has a gang but people only feel sorry for him. He has the skin color of clam chowder.
Jack Fraud is proud of hating all Muslims.
by mr1000 March 12, 2019
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