The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).

Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024

cat poop joy stick

i taped a piece of cat shit to an N64 controller and hung it up in an art gallery

I bought a crypto named cat poop joy stick. The ticker is N64. Dev is a fine art genius.

by fine art lover August 7, 2024

spooky poop

when you take a poop in the foreboding and mysterious dark.

the lights were off in the bathroom so i took a spooky poop. it was totally dark, mysterious, and foreboding in there man.

by gagi221 August 8, 2024

prince poop

the greatest math teacher in all the land. prince poop can find derivatives like the rest of them, he also has huge sex appeal

prince poop, how do i find the derivative of this problem??

by I know the real pronxe March 25, 2024

Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.

Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.

by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024

lukey pooky

lukey pooky is the cutest man alive, someone u can lean on for anything!he loves eating gum and munching for hours on end, have a Luca pookie bear would complete your life🥰 he adores handshakes and especially fast ones

wait is that Luca p or Luca f?
idk ,lemme ask
oh that's Luca p
omg lets just call him lukey pooky!

by a.o1209 April 15, 2024

Olly Poop

When a man poops, the poop falls out and hits the penis before hitting the water in the toilet.

Did you hear that jimmy had an Olly Poop earlier today in the porta pot.

by SnowWhite4190 April 17, 2024