Gay penis

Mine

Just a fucking gay penis you get hard when you see a man and then you cum😜

by Gæ.verygæ December 19, 2021

welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.

Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Canadian Penis

Just a vagina… because men from Canada doesn’t have penises.

Hey bro I heard you have a Canadian Penis.
That’s pretty knarly.

by Dr. Don Keedic December 23, 2021

Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.

Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022

banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.

We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.

by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022

My penis

It is big.

"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"

by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022

the penis game

The penis game is a 2-6 player game created by the youtuber Baylen Levine. You stand in a crowded area then you and your friend take turns of saying the word 'penis' and you gradually get louder.

You: Let's play the penis game.
Friend: penis
You: penis
Friend: PENIS
You: PEEEENNNNIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS

by bbigbbarry January 8, 2022