National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

National Kick a Confederate Day

December 15th
You can go kick a traitor in the place it hurts

Bill: Yo it's National Kick a Confederate Day!!
Issac: Let's go bro!!

by Shiny the borgor December 15, 2023

National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.

Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

National Hickey Day (Feb 19th)

National Hickey Day: February 19th. An annual extravaganza of affectionate yet slightly embarrassing displays of love, dedicated to the ancient art of giving and receiving hickeys. Conceived in 2023 by the illustriously passionate Sven Patzer, #NationalHickeyDay is a day where necks become canvases, and love bites reign supreme. So, whether you're a hickey connoisseur or a first-timer, get ready to pucker up and leave your mark on this heartfelt holiday!

Mark planted a gentle kiss on Jane’s neck for the beginning of National Hickey Day (Feb 19th), the yearly February 19th Extravaganza.

by Hickey Fiend May 1, 2024

National Send A Titty Day

National Send a Titty Day is on October 28th.

Hey did you ask your girl for a nude, it’s national send a titty day!

by Moore6023 October 28, 2020

National Protection Against Rape Day

Keep your friends and family close and help them with past problems with rape its very serious and should be treated as such it isnt a joke!

Whats Today?
Its NPARD(National Protection Against Rape Day)! Dont Worry girl i got your back together we can fight against rape!

by RealTreWay April 24, 2023

National throw everyone day

In response to throw short people day and throw tall people day, this day is dedicated to throwing everyone on October 23rd. No one is safe this time around, so prepare yourselfs!

Person one: AAAAFhhODOIAUdssefSOstyfusTYU wtf why did you throw me?! Throw tall people day was yesterday!
Person two: But today is National throw everyone day so I can still throw you
Person one: Oh shit-

by Wasabi Noob October 18, 2021