Your mom gay

Your mom gay end lives

Person: you suck at life
Person 2: oh yea
Person: yea
Person 2: well, YOUR MOM GAY
Person: dies*

by Your mom gay no you April 3, 2019

Gay Best Homie

If you already have a gay best friend, and someone else wants to be your gay best friend, call them your gay best homie.

Him: "Don't you already have a gay best friend?"
You: "Yeah, but that's my gay best homie."

by officially_bitch September 16, 2019

ur mom gay

when you're trying to diss someone by using ur mom gay. Also when the conversation is going nowhere so you say your mom gay.

me: ur mom gay

FBI: no u

by imgayerthanu May 31, 2018

gay hokey pokey

When one fluctuates between being in and out of the closet, based on which is more beneficial to their current circumstances.

"Man, I don't know whether she wants be in or out. She's doing the gay hokey pokey."
"Tony's straight at home, but gay when he's out on the town. You could say he's pulling a gay hokey pokey."

by casserole42069 May 8, 2017

big ol gay

You are a fat homosexual

The point where you put a flash light up your butthole and your tonsils make shadow puppets

A big ol gay
When a fat homo tries you eat you

by Jhh446)&@ October 7, 2017

rose gold gay

A gay man who has never had sex with anyone... cause same.

I'm a rose gold gay.

by Morning glory hole September 16, 2017

Big Gay Wizard

The one person who is so unbelievably gay that they obtain magical powers. They fall into one of two categories: seduction and ego, each with varying skillset. Every group has one but they are good at hiding, lure them out with high quantities of sugar, clothes that are too big, talk of blood sacrifices or any other LGBT luxuries (if all else fails, obtain one of their exes sweaters or they simply aren't a wizard). Can be abbreviated as BGW.

Person 1: We finally proved Toby was a Big Gay Wizard!
Toby - cradling his straight crushes sweater in the corner
Person 2: Wow, well done. What did it take?
Person 1: You know all the fuss about where Isaac went?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: ...blood sacrifice...
Person 2: Isn't that his sweater?
Toby - begins to cry

by IWinner9 January 17, 2020