Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Hard Timemug. The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.
In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
Get the screen time conventionsmug. by DeathGrim March 16, 2022
Get the Poker Timemug. When a movie is so bad you can't even bear a one time watch.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.
"Bro,you went to watch the latest tw***ght flick right? How was it?"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"
by aru007_avi March 30, 2016
Get the half time watchmug. The time when you 'put someone in your pocket' or in other words - find then extremely cute and want to protect them at all cost.
by ItsjLAV May 29, 2023
Get the Pocket timemug. Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
by GenderBendr November 12, 2021
Get the horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookiesmug. An Ash Tray
When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.
by Princess Ninja Duck May 4, 2021
Get the Ass-timemug.