THE BROWN COBRA

When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.
Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra
by Scotty0161 April 04, 2024
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A Gordon Brown

Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.

Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.
"Hiya mate. I'll have a full English with an extra gordon brown, please."
by jansonyanson January 05, 2021
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Henry brown

Someone who takes it up the bum
*does something camp*
You’re such a henry brown
by Living bunny August 11, 2021
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Brown Banana

An insult for a senile person.
“That Mildred is SUCH a brown banana!”
by Membean Magician March 19, 2022
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Brown Banana

A person of color who is enamored with Asian culture. Often can be heard quoting My Hero Academia lines in Japanese, always throw up a peace sign when they take a photo, make homemade ramen and kimchi, and solely date people of an Asian persuasion.
Look at Israel snacking on dehydrated squid with his Korean girlfriend. He's such a brown banana.
by fatCHADDYdaddy July 09, 2023
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Perrell Brown

A retired porn actor, by the name of Perrell Laquarious Brown, a very widely known soldier known for his iconic pjrases like "ambatukam", "ambassing", "ambatufakinut" and "ambatublow" and the honorable mention of "bussss", known more widely as "dreamybull", "dreamy" and "dreamybullxxx"
guy 1: you know who dreamybull is?
guy 2: Yes he's Perrell Brown
by Borzoilover November 03, 2023
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Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 06, 2021
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