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Anti-Urban Dictionary 

Someone who posts ridiculously long or angry definitions on urban dictionary trying to defend something that everybody else agrees sucks or people were posting definitions of in good fun.
Gigli

GIGLI DID NOT SUCK IT WAS THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE BLAH BLAH BLAH for an average of 1000 words.

- Wow that guy is being really anti-urban dictionary right now.
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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! 

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Longest definition on all of Urban Dictionary.
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The Urban dictionary effect 

The Urban dictionary effect is
when you are searching urban dictionary, you become baffled when some definitions are surprisingly very good, politically correct, and contain actual fact.
Timmy: "dude, I was searching Urban dictionary last night and I saw the definition of Syria. It really touched me bro"

John: "HA GAAAAYYYYYY"

Timmy: "must be the urban dictionary effect"

John: "OR YOU'RE JUST A FA-"

Timmy: "shut up"

Fuckin' urban dictionary 

When something that normally is innocent like French Baguette is given a horrid definition by the horny shitheads of urban dictionary
me: searches up French Baguette on the internet
me: see's urban dictionary link
me: why not?
Urban dictionary: French Baguette (noun) a tampon soaked in period blood, then dried creating a hard bread like item
me: fuckin' urban dictionary

Voulnteer Urban Dictionary Editors 

People who declined my FNAF definition for very rational reasons.
Thank you, Voulnteer Urban Dictionary Editors for declining my thingy.

longest urban

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bruh: woah thats the longest urban ever
bruhv2: what
bruh: woah thats the longest urban ever
bruhv2: what
longest urban by vgbdc sfd March 15, 2021