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Hoffy Time

Leaving soon, or on my way = another hour
Johnny said he’d be here soon, but it’s an hour later and there’s no sight of him? Ah, that’s right cause he’s on Hoffy time
by Hoffy Time June 18, 2021
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Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.
A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
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to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011
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Time Lag

to travel through time zones. This causes you to get tired earlier or later than usual. This is also an excuse if your sports team loses.
Dan: O man i'm so tired. Its only 6 P.M.
Chris: Yeah we are getting some major time lag
by SchweitZZ January 5, 2008
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Redmond standard time

The time zone of reference for all activities at Microsoft Corporation. Sometimes colloquially referred to as Pacific standard time or PST.
A coworker asked, “What is the time zone for our 9 AM meeting?” The manager responded, “Redmond standard time, Bill”.
by anonymous June 9, 2023
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Dame Time

In the last few possession's of a basketball game is when Damian Lillard hits shots from beyond Curry Range.
Yo 2 minutes left in the game and Dame is checking in that means its Dame Time.
by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023
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time's up

an amount of time that you have available to do something
.i thought we'd give her a bit more time's up to get her job done
by Hussein A.Shamkhi March 13, 2017
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