I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left And Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left And Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

to do a flynn

to decimate ones toilet by shitting in a perfect cicle on the rim

tom:i just did a massive flynn

other tom: what the fuck

tom: to do a flynn is a otherworldy event

by Haydenbates February 18, 2024

Doing A Daniel

Peeing Outside

I peed outside when the downstairs toilet was available. I was doing a Daniel.

by Weller February 1, 2023

Doing A Caleb

The art of Capitalising letters by mistake!

Person 1: BACK
Person 1: Oops caps
Person 2: Ooh, you were just Doing A Caleb

by Coolsimanious October 21, 2013

do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019

Doing a dan

Delaying your wedding due to covid and pissing off your friends in the process.

"Oh no, he's doing a dan, we're going to have to redo all the bookings for the villa and the flights"
"He's a right dan"

by Hawky1984 July 27, 2021