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welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.
Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
by anonymous December 22, 2021
mugGet the welfare penismug.

penis absenthia

1.) Lack of Penis
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo
Girl 1: OMG Nikki, im so angry and tired and just so emotional since my boo left me.

Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia
by anonymous June 2, 2022
mugGet the penis absenthiamug.

super penis

When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom
I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night
by Carlose spicy Weinner January 21, 2017
mugGet the super penismug.

penis disorder

Something that antiepileptic drugs can give you
This is really unusual; you know sometimes my seizure medication causes a penis disorder.
by John478392 October 27, 2008
mugGet the penis disordermug.

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.
Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.
by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018
mugGet the Dinner Plate Penismug.

Penis Munch

When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.
Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.
by @IR14LFHS October 22, 2019
mugGet the Penis Munchmug.

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