by daddy whigger February 13, 2024
Get the lemon taki guacamole nigga penismug. When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.
Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
by anonymous December 22, 2021
Get the welfare penismug. 1.) Lack of Penis
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo
Girl 1: OMG Nikki, im so angry and tired and just so emotional since my boo left me.
Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia
Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia
by anonymous June 2, 2022
Get the penis absenthiamug. When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom
by Carlose spicy Weinner January 21, 2017
Get the super penismug. by John478392 October 27, 2008
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Get the Dinner Plate Penismug. by @IR14LFHS October 22, 2019
Get the Penis Munchmug.