weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.
That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."
by Bahuka March 25, 2017
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cheese guy

a guy that is with/ is / sells/ was / will be /wants/shits cheese.
guy 1: Ay bato who is that

Guy 2: thats the cheese Guy

Cheese guy: Oooooooooh

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by shpeve August 30, 2023
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Coconut Cheese

Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.
You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.
by samuelceazer October 05, 2024
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Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.
Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?
by Dadude2020 December 06, 2021
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mr. cheese

someone who can’t control themselves when drunk and believes they are talking sense in this state of mind even though nobody actually knows what they are talking about
yo look at mr. cheese over there, acting retarded
by Buckeyboi July 10, 2021
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Cheesing her chuck

The act of dating a girl from chucky cheese and having sexual intercouse with her.
John: “how did things go with that girl from chucky cheese last night?”
Juan: “ dude I was cheesing her chuck, and then I chucked her cheese”
Chris: “damn I want to chuck someone’s cheese”

Jamie: “ehh ehhh ehh”
by Ehhhh ehhhh ehhhh October 15, 2017
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Cheeses Rice

A Term Used In Lieu Of "Jesus Christ", Mainly Used In Public Places As To Not Offend Standbys Or Your Christian Friends !
Chad: Did you watch the X-Games last night ?

Chad 2: Your damn right i did, Did you see that sick run by Shawn Right . . .

Chad: Cheeses Rice that guy is simply amazing !
by JeddyB85 September 07, 2011
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