dutch fuck

Intercourse between the breasts, often to climax aka French Fuck, Tit Job, Titty Fuck

She was having her period so I got a dutch fuck off her instead

by Spinxmeister April 19, 2006

Dead As Fuck

saying "dead as fuck" means youre at an emotional coma. basically its when you get to a point of laughter or shock that you really have nothing else you can do or say, so you just kinda sit there lifeless - or dead. mostly used on the internet but it works around friends too.

*your friend falls down a huge ass set of stairs yelling the whole time*

you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am DEAD AS FUCK!!! you shoulda seen your face!

by xThatGuyZ September 12, 2011

Fuck Lag

A moment while having sexual intercourse when you stop for a second or 2 in penetrating the woman's (or if gay, man's Asshole) vagina.

No Fuck Lag:
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Fuck Lag:
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by Kyle Keith May 24, 2006

slosh fuck

When a man is extremely sloshed (drunk) and has sloppy, wild, sweaty, loud, smelly, and great sex with a woman. Be advised slosh fucks have been known to occur with fat women, so the morning which follows the slosh fuck may be extremely regretful and or awkward.

Dude, last night I pounded far too many beers at the bar. Then there was a fat woman, who had NFL linebacker potential. For some reason, after a twelve-pack, she looked good. Anyway, I slosh fucked this fat lady for two hours and it was fucking great!

by jizzpants July 28, 2010

Doughnut Fuck

When a guy puts his cock through adoughnut(usually a suger glazed) and then proceeds to either get a BJ, fuck the pussy or ass. It's helpful for those with really big cocks to add extra cushioning. Sometimes after the fuck, if the doughnut isn't destroyed, then someone can eat it.

Last night my girlfriend said if I wanted to fuck her ass then she needed a Doughnut fuck cause my cock is too big. After the workout she needed a suger boost so she finished off the doughnut.

by Happytime January 30, 2009

fishermans fuck

when you're screwing a girl from behind, stick two fingers into here mouth then pull and yell,"AAARRRGGG!!!"

It was crazy last night, she was all over the place so i decided to hold her still with the fishermans fuck.

by Noble Powell January 22, 2009

fuck quest

A poorly drawn DOS-based game. the object is to help a dude named Richard get pussy. it's so easy even an infant could beat it in 15 minutes

I've beat that game at least 20 times now.

by [c0x0r] July 26, 2004