Cheese

An Americans dream.

Anyone: Hey, want some cheese?
American: Yes, i'm American.

by AnswerWithDoorbell December 1, 2022

cheese dick

thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty

Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru

Jose: ew you got cheese dick

by I3avier August 17, 2023

bubble cheese

A very foul smelling fart that bubbles out of your butthole.

His bubble cheese was so bad it made the girl gag.

by Keeping it real March 4, 2016

king mac and cheese

Mac and melted feta cheese. Amazing. The king of all Mac & Cheese.

I made some king mac and cheese, wayyyy better than KD and cheaper too. And then they all loved me.

by Pssseudonym December 3, 2013

simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"

by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

Cheese on a Stick

A derogatory phrase describing someone with aids. Specifically men.

“Have you been hanging with Nic?”
“You know he’s a cheese on a stick?”

by WwIhTtkM May 22, 2022

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021