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My penis

It is big.
"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"
by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022
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penis

its a part where the cum comes
fat niggers need to eat my penis and drink my cock
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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Penis

A person who has the fattest thumping thunder balls off a cock.
dude 1: Oh man I'm a vag!
dude 2: Damn that sucks to be you penis is the better gender
by thewiseone2000 February 14, 2022
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Penis

Penis
by Stonkle October 2, 2021
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atomic penis

A atomic penis, is a penis that is the size of a atom. Its the smallest dick-size know to men. Only human known to have this size of genitalia is Noel Sohm
I have a atomic penis
by kklaus2001 October 5, 2021
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Penis-Fart

When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!
person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by ems15urbandick October 5, 2021
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Penis

a long dangling object in between a man's legs that william strader doesn't have
Wow, that nigga hausman got no dick!

Look at my penis.
by westonthegangster999 October 7, 2021
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