Penis

A 🍆 or a 🍌 depending if you are circumcised or not. Also, If you are reading this definition, you are either a sexual deviant (pervert) or an absolute retard.

As I am writing the definition of penis, I don’t fall into either previous category!

by Biden is a dick January 6, 2023

bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.

The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Penis dweller

Someone that is one with the penis. He is the penis

Damn!! Your the greatest penis dweller I have even seen in my life

by Penisdweller69 July 4, 2022

Penis

Something that you will never lick. Like a popsicle. It is long (sometimes) and HARRRDDDD when it sees you. It has place in the vagina or asshole.

“Girl im licking penis tonight”
“Gurl you lucks asf”

by Lt.BaguetteSis December 7, 2024

Leaning tower of Penis

Same concept as an Eiffel Tower, but your buddy is too drunk. So, you lay him on a flat surface to compensate while you hit it doggystyle

Yo, Connor can’t stand bruh. Maybe you should test out the Leaning Tower of Penis instead of the Eiffel Tower tonight.

by Watkins978 November 8, 2020

Penis cutter

A sex play torture where a woman or a man cuts open a mans penis and starts shiting on it

Wanna do the Penis cutter later ?

by Adolf Hitler 1.2 November 1, 2021

PENIS PIERCE

A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.

Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.

by Dr. Real Nasty February 9, 2023