Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.

He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.

by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019

Howler Monkey

"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"

Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015

Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.

“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”

by Chehala March 18, 2021

monkey

very

and cute monkey

someone:hot
monkey:hot

by minionpornlover6969 April 14, 2021

monkey

an app that people use to face time with strangers and have phone sex.

You goin' to see your girl tonight. Naw son imma just see who on monkey

by his other side bitch May 16, 2018

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

aztec rave monkey

an event in Yume Nikki. Can be found in the wilderness and upon interacted with displays a flashing gif of an aztec looking monkey figure with a 2-second-loop funky song

I found the Aztec Rave Monkey event last night and now I got eystrains

by PM64 May 31, 2021