close friends usually with a handshake, funk-themed song, and a sign towards each other. sometimes mistaken as couples. friends of the funk come in pairs. each pair needs a different song, handshake, etc.
by super-anonyman II November 24, 2011
Get the Friends of the Funkmug. by whifl October 9, 2021
Get the Put Your Friend In A Box Daymug. She is an amazing friend and will always have your back. She is a little lazy but is super crafty and comes up with the best heartfelt gifts. You will fall in love with her immediately and will laugh with her for the rest of your days.
by butternutquash December 6, 2017
Get the friend kathleenmug. April 28th is a day celebrated in the voraphilia / vore fanbase as "Eat Your Friends Day." On April 28th, you will, as the name suggests, eat your friends
Shadowtalon: Hey guys, did you hear it's national Eat Your Friends Day?
Sprinkledust: I did! I'm gonna eat all my friends :3
Todd: Whoa
Sprinkledust: I did! I'm gonna eat all my friends :3
Todd: Whoa
by TheSnekDen April 28, 2025
Get the Eat Your Friends Daymug. Adding or keeping a friend on Facebook strictly for the purpose of viewing their cleavage shot photos.
I haven't seen this girl in years. I hardly know her anymore. But damn what a rack. she can be My Faceboob Friend.
by you really don't wanna know October 27, 2020
Get the Faceboob Friendmug. Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.
Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."
by Jayden, The Masturbator December 23, 2024
Get the Friendsmug. A person who was your best friend for a year just to get with your cousin and stopped talking to you because you begged for her friendship and somehow she blames it on you because apparently you're the one who caused problems in her relationship and apparently you never supported her relationship even though you are the reason she even ever went up to him and talked to him AND she ended up lying to her boyfriend/your cousin and told him that she never told anyone but she has a big mouth and told everyone. AND NOW THIS FAKE FRIEND WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND AGAIN BUT DON'T SAY YES BECAUSE SHE WILL PUT YOU THROUGH THE SAME THING AGAIN.
Person 1: Oh look it's Mantha isn't she your best friend?
Person 2: Nope she is a fake friend and she used me.
Person 2: Nope she is a fake friend and she used me.
by nobodycaresaboutme1132011 February 19, 2024
Get the Fake Friendmug.