penis

discostang

everyone: penis is gross

by hehe exdee May 29, 2020

Penis

Penis is someone who is shy but pretty sexual and wants to date anyone he meets. It’s also a body part

He is a gigantic penis. That penis over there? Bruh he a penis

by Simeon bæring November 1, 2019

penis

Something you search up on the Urban Dictionary when you have no life.

"Whats up my niggas! I just searched penis on the Urban Dictionary!" "Wow thats so funny! Hahahahahahahahahha!"

by anonymous March 2, 2021

penis disorder

Something that antiepileptic drugs can give you

This is really unusual; you know sometimes my seizure medication causes a penis disorder.

by John478392 October 27, 2008

Penis Shaman

A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.

Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!

by greydotcom March 25, 2024

Penis wrinkle

Flat bitch

Grayson is a Penis wrinkle

by Coolkid8466475 April 22, 2022

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.

Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018