Timmy No Nuts

The funniest nigga on his shit !

"You know Timmy No Nuts?"
"cray !"
"cray !"

by Jacket77 July 27, 2021

Nut V-hug

(verb)- When one's nuts are hugged by one's vagina.

Bill: "What happened to you with Stacy last night?"
Ted: "Well, I got drunk and Stacy wanted to get freaky so she gave me a nut v-hug."

by lavendermalice August 3, 2011

Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022

Slap Nut

a stupid ass lame who is a stupid ass pos

shut up slap nut

by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025

No Nut November

The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:

-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.

Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.

by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021

No Nut November

The Holy month in which all men must restrain from any kind of sexual activity, including the viewing of pornography. This ritual is done to prove your strength and resilience. It is also preformed in order to appease the Gods of the Internet. If you succeed, the Gods will gift you with strength, power, and eternal happiness. If you fail, the Gods will punish you by taking away your fapping privileges. NNN ends at the start of December, allowing you to fap again, and thus making way for Destroy Dick December.

Stay strong brothers, No Nut November is almost over!

by Sussus Samogus November 15, 2022

Going nuts

When a man cums like crazy.

Hobo 1: Bro look at that bitch. I am going nuts.

Hobo 2: Creep

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 4, 2023