When a man with an unwashed penis (dick cheese) has sex with a woman with a yeast infection (the bread).
Guy 1: Did you hear Josh and Becky had a hookup?
Guy 2: Gross. Sounds like an all-around Grilled Cheese.
Guy 2: Gross. Sounds like an all-around Grilled Cheese.
by PsychoPiper October 15, 2020
Get the Grilled Cheesemug. A Cheese-Wad is slang for a ball of musty dick cheese that covers your balls, its very nasty and really musty
by MungFobe October 29, 2025
Get the Cheese-Wadmug. A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA
As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.
by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025
Get the Cheese farmers of Americamug. by ermshit December 11, 2023
Get the Chopped cheesemug. The best substance in the whole world. The cheese is never ending, mozeralla is the best kind of cheese talk to the wall
by lovecheesesomuch February 13, 2023
Get the cheesemug. A food that comes from milk from mammals. You can get it from animals like goats and cows. Once, one of my friends said that if the world was switched, that cows would milk humans 💀
Person 1: Hey want some cheese?
Person 2: Is it lactose intolerant?
Person 1: Are you fucking dumb- it comes from a cows tit.
Person 2: Can i get it from a human tit too?
Person 1: *walks away and gets a gun
Person 1: *shoots person two cutely*
Person 2: 💀
The Queen: 💀
Random Chair: 🪑
Your Mum: 🥵
Person 2: Is it lactose intolerant?
Person 1: Are you fucking dumb- it comes from a cows tit.
Person 2: Can i get it from a human tit too?
Person 1: *walks away and gets a gun
Person 1: *shoots person two cutely*
Person 2: 💀
The Queen: 💀
Random Chair: 🪑
Your Mum: 🥵
by jamie houzzara September 13, 2022
Get the cheesemug. Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.
Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”
Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick”
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”
Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick”
by Twiggy twang February 10, 2024
Get the Cheese toastymug.