remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023

Penis

Noun. The male organ that pee and semen comes out of. Always cover it in public.
Verb. When you ask a person who substitute teaches at the school your girlfriend committed kajun in why men have testicles.

1. WHY DOES A PERSON'S PENIS ERECT??!!
2. Now people are making fun of me because I penised!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 28, 2021

penis sputter sandwich

Self explanatory

I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them

by Kutsuba November 21, 2022

Poopy Penis Month

Every June we celebrate Poopy Penis Month. It's a month to celebrate all the Poopy Penis' (and lesbians). Not to be confused with Pride Month, which is totally different... This is about men who stick their Randy Savage in another man's Chris Benoit. It IS NOT AN OFFENSIVE TERM. IF YOU WISH SOMEONE A HAPPY POOPY PENIS MONTH, AND THEY GET ANGRY, THEY ARE HOMOPHOBIC.

Hey Alex Bowman, Happy Poopy Penis month. Good luck in your race.

by SliceEmUp June 14, 2024

Peny Lane

Peny Lane is a person whose cuteness is so intense, even the thought about her warms your heart. Peny Lane is my baby pie

A hug from Peny Lane gives me peace.

by Poncho bubarski August 16, 2020

polar penis

When you get frostbite 🥶 on your dick.

It was -20°F outside, cold enough to turn a man's dick into polar penis.

by dsrdakota February 22, 2021

Penis

The most delicious thing you will ever devour

*moan* your penis is soooo yummy... I'll see you tonight for another meal!

by cowtopus January 9, 2023