Monkey 

You

You are a monkey

Monkey by Semia March 8, 2024

Monkey D Luffy 

THE FUCKING GOAT OBVIOUSLY 🙏🔥🔥

person1: dude who the hell is monkey d luffy

person2: KING OF THE PIRATES ARE YOU STUPID

Monkey D Luffy by tonytonychoppa March 9, 2024

Monkey Dance 

An act being performed by someone's command which is meant to make superiorities look inferior to you.

Pronoun: A man forced government intruders on his device to perform a type of Monkey Dance.

Noun: I just forced a government whigger to do something funny and humiliating.

The governments performed the monkey dance infront of Jonathan. Also mentioned as the Whigger dance; it is multi-series act of performances and intrusions of devices. Say the Chinese government was targeting your device, and you see remote desktop control symptoms. It never happens before or after. But somehow you get them to do it again on command, many times. Whiggers is a word coming from an Adult Swim show, it means wind cyclone slaves (Humor on slavery).....look, it's not me that likes slavery; I just don't know what else to call it. This is coming from someone that has done this, proving this person has proven himself superior to intelligence agencies. This might as well be one of the most official definitions here.

Monkey Dance by Brian Swonson March 24, 2024

MONKEY GAMING 

One of the best youtubers in the world proven by his epic game play of roblox

Bro have u watched Monkey Gaming. HES FIRE

MONKEY GAMING by Official California World March 24, 2024

Monkey 

Monkeys are small, mostly harmless primates (see deformed stupid humans) ranging from just under 3 feet to roughly half the length of the ISS. They are most well-known for throwing feces, plotting to reincarnate Darth Vader and take over the world, and spreading the widespread disease known as post-traumatic-autism-disorder or PTAD. They usually start as smart humans, but slowly get more and more insane when exposed to other Monkeys (usually in High School) and eventually transform into the stage we know as "braindead". Then, there's no escaping the deplorable and hairy transformation to what we call a "deformed chimpanzee". Not only are they 50% more likely to become monkeys if their parents are as well, but they always seem to have a lasting relationship with croissants. Recent studies show that monkeys, are in fact, flammable, and can only be doused with radioactive kittens.

It's a wonder how Donald Trump isn't a monkey yet. Oh wait, he already is.

Monkey by A bing bong user March 27, 2024

Moneyschewitz 

A person who is tight with their money. A play on words from Manischewitz wine.

Everyone at the table pitched in for drinks, except Derek. Hes a moneyschewitz.

Moneyschewitz by GeezyD March 29, 2024

Monkey Pitt 

A room filled with big black guys surrounded by kfc Popeyes and bags of cotton

I once walked in on a monkey Pitt, and said damn that’s a lot of big niggas and smelly asshole

Monkey Pitt by I own 30 porch monkeys April 2, 2024