Stealth Jack

Jacking off in a public place/room with some people without anyone noticing and busting a nut.

A: I managed to pull off a stealth jack in a room with 3 people.
B: That's fucking disgusting but also pretty impressive.

by physically insane November 29, 2022

Jack Jansen

Boring guy, no fun. Mini-Hoop king you will get dominated.

John: Turtle neck sweater.
Jack's mom: hey son "Jack Jansen".

by John3482 November 30, 2022

Jack Essink

Always leaves the boys for his girl. gets bitched around by his girlfriend. averages 10 tickle fights 2 wrestling matches and 5 kisses a day.

Tyler: "Jack Essink"

by jmazing November 30, 2022

Jack

The sexiest man on Earth.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I'm going to fuck Jack
Person 1: Lucky

by Subject_A5_The_Glue November 30, 2022

Jack O'Mahony

irish leprechaun who works at KFC with a retard ranga brother

Jack O'Mahony is a sexy Irish leprechaun who touches his ranga brother a lot.

by BrownieKing November 30, 2022

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

Jack mcann

Jack mcann is commonly found around large masses of fresh water, such as the murry river, lake epolock, and other creek systems. Jack mcann has a very low vocabulary consisting of “what c u n t” “ehhh” and other annoying words or murmur's. As an introduced species if you ever see one of these disease ridden jacks crossing the street or stealing juice boxes from your house make sure to exterminate it with no mercy.

Jack mcann (rattling around your kitchen)
You (kills it swiftly with sauce pan)

by The dictionary him self April 21, 2022