Laugh Insurance

South African life insurance

"I would like to apply for laugh insurance, please"

"do it again?"

joke insurance

by Braidos October 27, 2009

lol insurance

Insurance for laughing too hard

Guy 1 : Dude if make me laugh this hard again I will piss my pants

Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?

by Yukihoshi August 15, 2010

intellectual instinct

1. A phrase describing the act of habitually reserving judgment regarding people, places, and/or situations;

2. Avoiding forming opinions and conclusions which one is not required or beholden to form.

Ex. "It is preferable to exercise intellectual instinct if you don't have a reason not to."

by jack1e August 21, 2010

midnight insight

adj., when one has a deep, mind-boggling, innovative, and/or philosophical revelation in the middle of the night (usually when trying to get to sleep). Most people will either
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.

*Billy goes downstairs and begins blogging*
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"

by Kyle S.. December 18, 2010

cranial insaineatosis

the act of losing your fucking mind in any and everyway possible

"jay has a severe case of cranial insaineatosis."

"REALLY? HOW?"
"he saw a blue waffle"

by VastoLorde#969 January 4, 2011

Foil Insulation

Super FOIL Insulation is roof & floor insulation suppliers. Our products can be used as under floor, flat roof, loft & home foil insulation.

Insulation, Foil Insulation

by Radiant barrier November 3, 2010

Hangout Insurance

something that you can "accidentally" leave with a friend or take from them so that they HAVE to see you again.

Rob keeps leaving his tapes in my car. It's totally hangout insurance.

by ismissing April 15, 2011