Pendulum Balls

Really saggy balls resemballing a science intstrument known as pendulums

That old guy has pendulum balls mommy!

by BROOM DICK TITS! December 4, 2010

Carly Ball

Cousin of Merlin the Magical Sorcerer, Carly Balls are not to be messed with. Carlys have majestical eyes that peer into your soul, swimming in every lude thought you've ever had. Yes that's right. Be afraid. Carly uses this power to work the corners late at night, by green lamp poles in which she practices her dance moves with for all the people driving by. She hang out with her other dancing "friends" Shhaquaanda, Rebeetha, Isaiah, and Jolaunda. Together, they form the Scream Team... and if you don't know why it's called that, get off this page.

You just pulled a Carly Ball and twirled around that lamp post

Wait Carly Ball? you mean the great cousin of Magical Merlin?!?!?!

He had eyes like a Carly Ball, with eyes seducing you by peering straight into your soul.

by wizardsunite03487 December 7, 2010

Gorgonzola Ball

Used in reference to something which is totally useless.

A bull with tits is about as useful as a gorgonzola ball.

by EviLEgg October 9, 2010

ball-sak

a baggie weighing 1/8 of ounce of any drug.

can you sell me a ball-sak for 150 bro.

by cokefeenstriss March 28, 2007

twat ball

a bad pitch in baseball. Can be used when referring to an ACTUAL game but was first used when referring to a video game.

Man : what kind of pitch was that?!?!
Woman : I know it was a total twat ball

by malsal July 9, 2007

alco-balls

the fusion of the words alcohol and balls which upon combining provide the user with an outlet to define the source of a false sense of courage or confidence gained from the consumption of alcoholic beverages to the masculine power associated with the testicals

After I was about 3 drinks deep, I had grown a pair of alco-balls and asked for his/her number.

by anre January 20, 2009

mud balling

And upgraded form of tea bagging. This is done by covering one's own testicles in fecal matter before placing them against the face of the victim.

"You goin' to let him get away with mud balling you?!"

by Mistearea April 26, 2013