Par Balls Deep

The act of keeping a woman in line by slapping her as if you had Bob Dole's paralyzed right arm.

You: "Woman make me a pie"
Woman: "No"
You: "Dont make me give you some Par Balls Deep in the face"

by Brad Horms August 8, 2008

Pendulum Balls

Really saggy balls resemballing a science intstrument known as pendulums

That old guy has pendulum balls mommy!

by BROOM DICK TITS! December 4, 2010

Gorgonzola Ball

Used in reference to something which is totally useless.

A bull with tits is about as useful as a gorgonzola ball.

by EviLEgg October 9, 2010

alco-balls

the fusion of the words alcohol and balls which upon combining provide the user with an outlet to define the source of a false sense of courage or confidence gained from the consumption of alcoholic beverages to the masculine power associated with the testicals

After I was about 3 drinks deep, I had grown a pair of alco-balls and asked for his/her number.

by anre January 20, 2009

Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman

That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls

by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019

rude ball

JCrew Language mix of english, urdu, and spanglish

Comes from the words "Rude" and "Ball"

The drunk muxi at DD's is a RUDE BALL.

by Wikki Wik October 15, 2004

mud balling

And upgraded form of tea bagging. This is done by covering one's own testicles in fecal matter before placing them against the face of the victim.

"You goin' to let him get away with mud balling you?!"

by Mistearea April 26, 2013