Saddling the ass

v. to reason poorly

n. (Ass-saddler) one who reasons poorly.

P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.

by AbbaJoe April 11, 2018

ass mcnuggets

The hot girls at McDonald's that have the perfect ass.

"Wow, DUDE! Look at them ass mcnuggets! I'm bout to get me 10 piece and dip it in my ranch!"

by NippleNOJBBk May 22, 2018

ass chapmin

Usually called a snake. Will probably get you drunk, bang you and leave you on the side of the road. Also will drive a dodge but work at a different dealership.

“hey did you get laid last night “

:“ ya dude I was a total ass chapmin last night”

by Mask19 May 22, 2018

Ass Level

When you are in a situation and your face is looking right at the person's ass in front of you.

Tyreke, homie, I was going up the stairs and this chick with the biggest but ever was in front of me at Ass Level.

by MagicMannose May 23, 2018

Horses Ass

A horses ass or a insult to call on a person

Look at that horses ass man
Come get you horses ass

by Sloppy July 21, 2019

elf ass

elf ass is used to describe sweet-but-still-nasty scents/flavors. things that smell/taste like elf ass are sweet, but also have a slight essence of shit. some things that are elf ass are flint stones gummies, artificial grape flavoring, and spraying febreeze in the bathroom after you take a crap.

i have to take these b12 vitamins because of my pernicious anemia, they’re cherry flavored and taste like elf ass.

by butherbreathislikewoah July 28, 2019

Head Ass

Logan Fisher

Don’t be such a head ass

by Faggotsrgay November 14, 2019