deez nuts

unfunny

guy 1: deez nuts
guy 2: shut up

by no_bitches?? February 3, 2022

Deez Nuts

A joke popularised by Vine. Asking someone who knows Deez.

"Hey do you know deez"
"Who's deez?"
"DEEZ NUTS!"

by IAmVeryDumb420 February 4, 2022

nut

A white creamy substance that comes from getting good head

"I busted a fat nut yesterday!"

by Yamadamamallamagamagoo February 7, 2022

Hot Nuts

1. Putting hot sauce on your boyfriend's testicles and performing oral on them.

2. A spicy snack of peanuts covered in lime and chili flavor powder made by Takis.

"I had some hot Nuts last night!" "Do you mean Takis peanuts or the other kind?"

by Freddy F. February 9, 2022

hairy nuts

hairy penises known as the hairy utensil

jack: hi Simon
simon: i have hairy nuts
jack: fuck off

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Deez Nuts

Your Testicles

You like imagine dragons?? Yea. Imagine dragon DEEZ NUTS across your face

by ekf;l sdakn,wesegds February 10, 2022

The Nut-Paradox

Every time you bust a nut, it is for one or two reasons. Most people say that it is because it feels good or for the post-but clarity, but the nut-paradox adds depth to the psychology behind masturbation. The nut paradox states that, any given individual who busts a nut does it to feel good, but there may be lingering effects of melancholy that rise up within you. A masturbatory paradox, you came here for a good time, but then after you realize and think “damn, I am alone.” You then question why you are single, look at your life’s choices, and find a multitude of answers within seconds. But you’re still sad after that nut. The paradox comes that you derive pleasure, but emotional loneliness as you realize you can’t marry your right hand (but you can put a ring on it). In conclusion, are are all horny and sad

Person 1: I just experienced the best and worst nut of my life:

Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?

Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.

Person 2: Damn….

The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.

by averagebeanenjoyer February 10, 2022