penis

tasty

I like eating penis

by ExpressSwartz08 July 15, 2023

Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

Belly button penis

When a man has a penis that sticks out no further than his belly button

I asked him if that was his belly button or his penis and he said it was his belly button penis

by Sumfukinguy June 18, 2023

Mc skinny penis

This is when someone is more alone than awesome but is still quite awesome. Most people would say that it is a good thing to be but it is still not the best thing to be. You do not need a penis to be know as a Mc skinny penis.

Feelix: Wow the Oscar is such a Mc skinny penis
Oscar: yeah true that

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX June 17, 2019

Penis Wipe

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.

Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.

by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.

(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020