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Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.
Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.
by darknest555 April 12, 2022
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Monkey Boo

Monkey boo is a bucket head. He likes to spin around and spin and spin and scream. He likes to punch ppl with his toes.
Jackson: monkey boo is a buttocks

Logan: NO WAY
by BiscuitToesOwO April 19, 2022
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Monkey Steamer

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022
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Monkey temple

It is a place we’re humans forced to harvest bananas and it’s located outside of Obama city
Bro don’t go there I heard that’s the entrance to monkey temple
by The monkey expert February 16, 2022
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Chinese Chittering Monkey

An Asian Black mo-fucka who won't shut his dumb ass the fuck up
Rahmon: NIGGA WHAT IS YO MOMMA DOING, I WANNA SEE HER ON MY DICK, YA HEAR?!
Brandon: Shut the fuck up you Chinese Chittering Monkey
by Schizophrenic Fuck February 18, 2022
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Lil monkey

Your a lil monkey
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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purple monkey virus

bonzibonzibonzibonzibonzibonzi
by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 22, 2022
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