The Keim Time Special

When trying to bang a chick goes wrong and she calls the cops so you pull the switcheroo with identity and let your buddy take the heat.

"I was trying to bang this chick in Mexico and when she called the cops I gave her the Keim time special and dipped out"

by Basic Rich December 16, 2022

seizure time

Seizure time is a time that occurs at either 10am or 10pm. It involves two or more people either keyboard smashing or having a seizure because they are gayly gay. It symbolizes either friendship, love, or an intense religion involving seizures.

“Oh my, it’s seizure time!” Kaylin said.
“It is?” Aliyah replied. “You know what that means.”
“haiwnwvswishebuhspqbsbzheoqb” they both typed for a full hour.

by Nxghts June 22, 2019

Princess Time

The time that Drug Dealers take to make Deliveries to there customers...

Drug Dealer " I'll Be there in 5"
Bro 1"He said 5 But hes on Princess TIme so lets leave in 15"
Bro 2" Straight"

by Fuckyea ALL DAY ARAYDAY October 21, 2009

tummy time for that cat

Times 1:00-1:10 PM, 7:00-7:10 PM, and 10:20-10:30 PM. During that time you need to squish your cat’s tummy.

It’s tummy time for that cat!

by catsarefat February 28, 2022

Demon Time

A perfect synchronized state where the mind and body act in frame perfect unison, perceiving and acting at once. If you've entered Demon time, you can probably catch bullets bare-handed and throw them back twice as hard as they've been fired.
The perfect epitome of entering *Rage Form*.
Someone that exceed 9000 power levels.
Nightmare King by Christopher Larkin is the Demon Time theme.
You can actually last more than one round in a boxing ring against Chuck Norris.
Someone who flawlessly does 100% frame perfect fights in real life brawls and no hit challenges vs. an entire street gang.
Someone who can end a riot with a hand tied behind their back.
You're HIM while in Demon Time.
Kyles worship you, Karen's flee in your wake.

Kyle R. was attacked by a crazed child eating monster but successfully entered Demon Time and ended the threat to his life swiftly, adding new breathing holes to the monster's body.

by Disciple of Brudda Osas March 26, 2024

the best song of all time

i'm mr. dweamy clay
and i miss my gogy man

the best song of all time is lit this

by dweamycreamy January 8, 2022

time capsule

Here's a time capsule from 2024

FUUUCK HOW IS THIS STILL OVER CHARACTER MAX LIMIT AAAAAAA

screw it I'm migrating some of these over here

Minecraft is uh.. not doing the greatest right now it definitely used to be better (bite me)

time capsule:

uh.. something about a toilet I think?? Toilet man??????? uhhhh skibidi yes yes?? Oh! There's some camera guy.

Is skibidi like a new furry thing or something? Like a skibidi fetish?? You like dressing up like electronics??????

uh.. gyatt was it? I think it means ass

ahh means ass as well I guess

something about uhh fandom tax.. I guess fandom is taxing its users now

rizz is short for charisma or something but I don't understand why they didn't spell it riss like do you see a z ANYWHERE in charisma?? I suppose American English would've probably changed it to charizma by now if it was consistent. (Yes I'm shaming American English screw you)

I hope plant vs zombies improves itself but I know it won't and that just hurts my soul

something about ai I don't know we'll all die

hit that dislike button so no one sees this like way too early because it'll be really awkward

lil bro is a phrase I think I don't really know what it means buuuuut I see it sometimes.. rarely

popularMMOs my beloved ;(

I don't think saying "please dislike this" Would work so I'll do something to FORCE you to dislike this HAHA

suuuusssss sussy baka suuuusss *dabs epikly* haha trolled!! TROLLED!1!!!!! You're sooo suusssy hahaha uwu *nuzzles u cutely whilst dabbing like a big pro* haha soooo sus AMOGUS yeeet *default dances over ur dead corpse epikly*

I nearly died writing that so say thank you for such dedication to this

by wtf do I write in here bro August 15, 2024