bread time

The point of the night when you should stop eating carbs.

Brad: Hey, want anymore pizza?
Chris: Nah, it’s past my bread time.

by Cicciofer December 17, 2017

Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 30, 2019

Man Time

DMV Slang as if someone is serious

Stop messing with me man time before I do something to you

by dmv_ron May 17, 2022

log time

When a couple spends time in the county with a campfire of logs, having copious amounts of sex

Honey, let's have some log time this weekend.

by Tom4775i January 03, 2016

Shexy time

The thing mason always wants and he gets it no matter what

We all love to have shexy time with the homies

by MAYHEM59 December 07, 2023

Time Machine

He act of having sex with a MILF first and then her daughter right after. It’s like you went back in time in that pussy.

That three some was a Time Machine for sure. Like mother like daughter

by Jack David February 11, 2025

TIME MACHINE

REGRET

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?

by Ezra 33 February 13, 2023