Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood March 01, 2021

Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 07, 2016

Penis Wrinkle

a person that has no balls to commit to a relationship. henceforth, there are no balls in the scrotum, so it is just a wrinkle.

“he led you on too long. he’s such a penis wrinkle. if he can’t commit, there’s no point.”

by bigballsackenergy June 29, 2020

Penis wrinkle

Flat bitch

Grayson is a Penis wrinkle

by Coolkid8466475 April 22, 2022

penis wrinkle

someone who isn't quite a dick but is still a huge ass hole.

"hey joey have you heard of that new kid?"
"yeah man i heard he is huge penis wrinkle!"

by beccakarp March 31, 2014

penis wrinkle

Penis wrinkle a crevice that is located on the men's cock

Damn bro you're so skinny you look like a penis wrinkle

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 07, 2018